*How is the Shitometer calculated?*

The shitometer is calculated each business day from the Edge Optimized-Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix (EO-SCSCM).

*What is the Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix?*

The Edge Optimized-Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix (EO-SCSCM) is a (0,1)-adjacency matrix that is obtained from performing certain edge optimizations on the Daily Shitometer Graph (DSG).

*What is the Daily Shitometer Graph?*

The Daily Shitometer Graph (DSG) is a simple graph on 102 nodes that represents the symmetric relationships between multiple Concentrated Shit Clusters (CSC). As the name implies, the DSG is calculated every twenty-four hours.

*What is a Concentrated Shit Cluster?*

A Concentrated Shit Cluster (CSC) is a set of related entities that, for some reason or another, are considered to be shitty.

**UPDATED!** *Can I see a sample Daily Shitometer Graph?*

Sure. Look here.

**UPDATED!** *Can I see a SCSCM sample?*

Sure. Look here.

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