How is the Shitometer calculated?

The shitometer is calculated each business day from the Edge Optimized-Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix (EO-SCSCM).

What is the Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix?

The Edge Optimized-Symmetric Cyclic Shit Colouring Matrix (EO-SCSCM) is a (0,1)-adjacency matrix that is obtained from performing certain edge optimizations on the Daily Shitometer Graph (DSG).

What is the Daily Shitometer Graph?

The Daily Shitometer Graph (DSG) is a simple graph on 102 nodes that represents the symmetric relationships between multiple Concentrated Shit Clusters (CSC). As the name implies, the DSG is calculated every twenty-four hours.

What is a Concentrated Shit Cluster?

A Concentrated Shit Cluster (CSC) is a set of related entities that, for some reason or another, are considered to be shitty.

UPDATED! Can I see a sample Daily Shitometer Graph?

Sure. Look here.

UPDATED! Can I see a SCSCM sample?

Sure. Look here.

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